wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

daffodilwords:

me on a first date

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives