"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.
"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"
this child dresses better than every guy in my school
the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five