serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Some Very British Problems (x

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

awkwardsituationist:

high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.